My Big Toe is the Same Size as My Pointer Toe

friendleaderp:

Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan

sorryimanasshole:

This is how I feel when I hang out with Pat and Haley.

lol kaylin

tssahh:

Catvengers!! #cat #avengers #duh #cute (Taken with instagram)

edgar54dude:

the furrvengers made by my good friend berenice!

tumbloser:

“That man in the Stables. You love him?”
”With all my heart.”

”I take that apple and he lives. That’s the deal you want to make?”
”With all my heart.”

Michael Flemming’s future self.

He had it comin'

Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me: 
Person: 
Me: 
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.